OBL Mystery Will Soon Be Solved

I'm so relieved to learn that Pakistani officials will conduct a thorough investigation to determine whether any part of their government was complicit in Osama bin Laden's long refuge in Pakistan. See this interview for more.

In an exclusive interview with The Cable, Pakistani Ambassador to Washington Husain Haqqani said that his government will conduct a series of internal investigations to find out how bin Laden could have been living deep less than 100 miles from the capital, Islamabad, and to determine if any Pakistani government personnel were helping him

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